SirWaddle & Sons
Bespoke Tuxedos · Exclusively for Penguins
~ Established 1887 ~
Sir Bartholomew Waddle III
Master Cutter & Proprietor
No. 7 Savile Floe · Port Lockroy · AntarcticaTelephone +672 555 0198 · Facsimile by arrangement
E-mail: fittings@sirwaddle.aq
By appointment only
By Appointment to H.M. the Emperor
Welcome to our Home Page on the World Wide Web!
For four generations the SirWaddle family has dressed the finest penguins of the Southern Ocean. Nature gave you a tuxedo. We give you one that fits.
NEW! Our Services
- Bespoke tailcoats, cut by hand for the flipper
- Cummerbunds in fourteen shades of black
- Hand-tied silk bow ties (we do not do clip-ons)
- Waterproof silk lining, pressure-tested to 500 m
- Countershading consultations: dark above, white below, always
- Annual refits after the moulting season
Price List (1998–99 Season)
| Garment | Price |
|---|---|
| Bespoke tailcoat, two fittings | 40 herring |
| Evening waistcoat | 12 herring |
| Cummerbund | 6 herring |
| Bow tie, hand-tied silk | 4 herring |
| Monocle, gold-rimmed | 9 krill (market price) |
| Moulting Season Refit | Complimentary |
Emperor sizes add 10 herring. Little Blues are fitted at the child’s rate.
What Our Clients Say
“I have worn nothing else since 1962. Mostly because I cannot take it off.”
“Countershading, but make it couture.”
“I asked for something casual. Sir Bartholomew did not understand the question.”
Please note: we regret that we cannot dress puffins. Puffins are not penguins, however much they insist.
Online Fitting Room
Under Construction · Coming Spring 1999
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